Some places have ponies or parrots
we have... dragons
Hi, I'm Hiccup. I live on the island of Berk. My pet dragons name is Toothless and I'm a viking. Kind of. Feel free to talk to me or ask me things! I'm really friendly, I promise.
Tracking the tag: thenameshiccup. I tag ooc posts as 'chey complains' sometimes [I change my theme a lot.]
  • guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
  • guys: ew fat chicks
  • guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
  • guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
  • guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
  • guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
  • guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
  • guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
  • guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
  • guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

Scanner copy of the other thing